Posted on May 10, 2008 under miracles, religion, and supernatural stuff, why do people sell that? |
Is something missing in your life? These people on eBay are missing cash in their life so they’re desperate enough to sell you their soul! (The things people will do to avoid getting a real job these days!) I’m surprised Satan hasn’t opened himself an eBay account to grab up these souls on auction himself. But again, maybe that’s a bad idea. I would hate to get into a bidding war with Satan. Anyways, I never figured out how an average bidder, who is a mere mortal, would ever collect on a human soul. And if the soul sucks, can you return it for a refund? One seller has written a contract to make the soul transfer “legit.” I’m not a lawyer so I can’t validate the legality of this soul contract.
I noticed her contract specifies the location of her soul in England. I wonder what the international laws on soul selling is. Can an American own an English soul? Does he have to pay custom duties or taxes? There are so many questions and very few answers!
Other sellers keep things less complicated and deliver their soul on the honor system where they swear that you own their soul after payment. Then there are some bargain souls that start at 99 cents. One witty bidder has a bid of $6.66 for one auction. Check out below to see who currently has their souls up for bid and why!
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Posted on Apr 16, 2008 under weird stuff, why do people sell that? |
If you don’t mind saving money by exploiting the fallout from a broken marriage, then we have some auctions here that will catch your eyes.
Somewhere in America, an abandoned housewife reveals her marriage woes and how her cheating husband ran off with a younger woman. She is now selling their belongings (mostly her husband’s) to get by financially. Her husband’s designer clothes are available for a very low starting bid!
Here is an excerpt from her “About Me” page:
“MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR some girl half his age! How long til she figures out hes….boring,lazy,a slob,deadbeat dad,oversized couch potato who never helps out with a damn thing and would sit around while I sweated my butt off cleaning up after him~when she does … the locks were changed …. he isn’t coming back thats for sure!
With the courage I have aquired through the eyes of my children…He is still their father but not the man they thought was their “DAD”. Now just going to be a part time person in the lives of 2 children who thought he was the greatest thing in the world… my have their opinions changed. By the things he said walking out the door not me turning them against him! What an idiot! I am going to make it and watch him crumble! Even if its just to prove to 2 children that I wanted the job of being their ‘MOM” and I would never quit my job,my responsibility,my reason for being… I will never quit on them and with out him I will probably do better! Its just going to take some time to get to that point!…. so in the mean time buy his stuff and help me get by…can’t wait until he sees his stuff for sale…..and I know he knows Ill do it! lol”
(to read the full bio, click here.)
Apparently this woman has no shame in airing her dirty laundry to the World Wide Web. For bloggers like me, that’s great news for articles! So you go girl and don’t hold back! Here’s a simple tip for married guys. If you plan on leaving your wife, make sure you pack everything and move it to storage before you tell her you’re running off! Otherwise your stuff might end up being the best deal on eBay the following day!
If you want to help her out, visit her auctions today! She’s not a bad looking woman so if there are any single men out there, send her a message! She also has a 100% feedback!
Below are some of the designer clothes and shoes she has up for auction. To see all of her auctions, click here.
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Posted on Apr 15, 2008 under funny politics |
So who is being parodied here? President George W Bush or Alfred E Neuman?
If you hate George Bush or just find him simply amusing like I do, someone on eBay has been selling these funny parody posters on eBay. Put it on your wall, give it to a friend, or send it as a gift to a Republican relative. This funny poster is about 24 by 36 inches in size (60 by 90 centimeters). For additional shipping charge of $12.99, the seller ships internationally so this political satire poster should sell well in Europe.
So if you are upset about the recession, unemployment, high gas costs, increase in rent due to the poor housing market, and other crappy problems in American society, take a look at this poster and smile! Then wonder why America voted for him to win…twice?
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Posted on Apr 13, 2008 under why do people sell that? |
Despite living in the age of iPhones, Playstation 3, HDTV camcorders, and GPS, people still appreciate traditional simple products like the good old box of rocks! Why would anyone bid on this and pay for it? The bids so far put it past $40. Good news is you get free shipping on eBay! Who knows why but this old trick still works these days!
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Posted on Apr 13, 2008 under desperate people on auction, entertainment news |
Reality television contestants putting themselves up for auction is nothing new. Normally, these contestants are young 21 year old big breasted women who are aspiring to be models or actresses in Hollywood. What’s unusual this time around is reality television fans paying top dollar to get a chance to get within physical contact range of a shriveled old male reality contestant who looks like Keith Richard’s older brother that stays up all night spitting and farting.
So who is this guy? What’s the big appeal? If you don’t know him, the guy pictured on the left is 45 (no typo here) year old Dick Donato, last season’s Big Brother 8 winner. Dick who insists on being called “Evel Dick” was stuck inside the Big Brother house with his estranged 20 year old daughter Daniele Donato who was raised by her paternal grandmother. Throughout the season, Evel Dick was notorious for his foul mouth, bullying female housemates, and embarrassing his daughter. Despite failing to change the image of deadbeat dads across America, Evel Dick’s trailer trash persona somehow won over the hearts of Big Brother TV viewers and fans who voted to help him win the $500,000 grand prize. (This event might explain why Americans voted George Bush for president twice.)
Evel Dick is currently on auction at eBay. No, he’s not selling his soul (yet), but he offered to put himself up for a date on finale night of Big Brother 9 later this month. Fans have been bidding like crazy with the current highest bid past 5 grand. If you read the questions and comments left by potential bidders in the listing, you can see some of the desperation and obsession that motivate these Big Brother fans. Despite all the craziness, there is a good intention behind the auction. The proceed from the winnings is suppose to fund Rock Against Diabetes 2008. So if you want a good tax write off and need to have your existence validated by a reality tv star, visit this auction and place your bid today! The winner also gets a free rock’n roll Minarik guitar!
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Posted on Apr 05, 2008 under bizarre office gifts |
I’m not sure if Elvis Presley fans would get offended or just add this skull statue to their collection.
Anyways, this is a 4 inch tall Elvis skeletal bust for your desk or bookshelf. Use it as paperweight, sunglasses holder, or simply freak your friends out with it. He’s decorated nicely in his Las Vegas superstar attire. By looking at its details, it looks hand painted and it is suppose to be made of cold cast resin. A nice little bust for a low price.
This will make a fun halloween decoration as well.
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Posted on Apr 05, 2008 under miracles, religion, and supernatural stuff |
Tired of waiting around for divine intervention to visit your toaster oven? This seller has the tools to help you create your own Jesus toast bread at home so you can save time and money.
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Posted on Apr 01, 2008 under funny politics, miracles, religion, and supernatural stuff |
Hillary’s bad luck continues and spreads into eBay as well. Barrack Obama’s miracle toasted bread auction rakes in $330 with 39 bids while Hillary’s inferior looking toasted bread auction ends with zero bids at .99 cents! Is this a sign of things to come for Hillary Clinton? Are there any boundaries against Barrack’s dominance?
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